Work Release Program

I'm on work release today. That is, I'm at work with Mommy but even though there's a gate, I'm at least out of jail and out of the house.

I thought since Mommy dressed me early this morning, I was going to get to go to the park! I have on my athletic jacket so I thought I could play football. There's a guy in the park that can throw long balls for me to catch so I pretend I'm Julio Jones and I'm heading for the endzone! ... Now, if Mommy could only throw like John Park Wilson, but unfortunately, she throws like a girl......

I'm still hoping Nancy Grace reviews my case!