That capricious Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Bentley Duval, is under house arrest again this morning. Duval is howling his innocence stating that the incident in question is just misinterpretation.The accused juvenile threw himself on the mercy of the merciless court stating that to the canine ear, there was no distinction between “Jimmy Chew” and “Jimmy Choo”!!! However, Sharron, who believes in her sovereign rule instead of the “presumed innocent” theory, had Bentley immediately incarcerated for an undetermined (at time of this publication) length of time.
This isn’t Bentley Duval’s first skirmish with authority figures over fine leather goods! In June he was caught red-handed attempting to tear rather large chunks of upholstery from Col. Steve’s SUV! And, also in mid-August, Mom’s friend, animal lover extraordinaire, Connie, persuaded Sharron to go easy on little Bentley regarding that incident with Connie’s Coach wallet. Perhaps, had Sharron not catered to public outcries and pressure from the United Fellowship of Untrained Canines, young Bentley may have been rehabilitated by now.
After completing his incarceration, the ever-charming Bentley has been ordered to attend weekly behavioral modification sessions at an obedience school.
Bentley has made a plea to his fans this morning to leave comments on his blog encouraging Sharron to lighten his sentence (and also a bit more exercise time in the yard)!
Nancy Grace please call! I need help!!!!
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