Where Is The Trust ???

For the hundredth time, Mommy, I did not take the glove .... I found the glove ... I was trying to help ... I know how you are always misplacing things, so I hopped into your chair, one short leap to your desk .. followed by an Olympic broad jump to the credenza (which I might add, should have impressed even you) ... and, voila .... there ... dangling out of your purse was the glove ....

Really, where is the trust ....

Ahhhhhhhh, yea, Bama accessories are yummmmmmy!

Digging Dixie !!!

This is Dixie and, WOW, she's a doll! She's an older woman, just turned 2, but Mommy says she's currently unattached! Her Mom and Dad are friends of Mommy, and guess, what! They used to babysit her pekingeses when Mommy went out of town ... not that I want Mommy to leave town, but if I got to spend a day or two with Dixie, yea, I think I could dig it ... yea, you know ... I could probably used the socialization ....

What is This?

Saw my first llama yesterday .... what a funny looking horse! Mommy is on the Llama Committee at the Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo ... She said llamas had similar personalities to cats ... I'm not too sure about llamas! Similar to cats, ugh!

It's Too Early To Go To Work!

On the Job!

Helping Mommy work today ... Since it's Saturday, she promised we'd go to the park later! woof, woof ...

Work Release Program

I'm on work release today. That is, I'm at work with Mommy but even though there's a gate, I'm at least out of jail and out of the house.

I thought since Mommy dressed me early this morning, I was going to get to go to the park! I have on my athletic jacket so I thought I could play football. There's a guy in the park that can throw long balls for me to catch so I pretend I'm Julio Jones and I'm heading for the endzone! ... Now, if Mommy could only throw like John Park Wilson, but unfortunately, she throws like a girl......

I'm still hoping Nancy Grace reviews my case!

Another Celebrity Goes To Jail!

Hot Off the Houston Puppy Press!!!
That capricious Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Bentley Duval, is under house arrest again this morning. Duval is howling his innocence stating that the incident in question is just misinterpretation.

The accused juvenile threw himself on the mercy of the merciless court stating that to the canine ear, there was no distinction between “Jimmy Chew” and “Jimmy Choo”!!! However, Sharron, who believes in her sovereign rule instead of the “presumed innocent” theory, had Bentley immediately incarcerated for an undetermined (at time of this publication) length of time.

This isn’t Bentley Duval’s first skirmish with authority figures over fine leather goods! In June he was caught red-handed attempting to tear rather large chunks of upholstery from Col. Steve’s SUV! And, also in mid-August, Mom’s friend, animal lover extraordinaire, Connie, persuaded Sharron to go easy on little Bentley regarding that incident with Connie’s Coach wallet. Perhaps, had Sharron not catered to public outcries and pressure from the United Fellowship of Untrained Canines, young Bentley may have been rehabilitated by now.

After completing his incarceration, the ever-charming Bentley has been ordered to attend weekly behavioral modification sessions at an obedience school.

Bentley has made a plea to his fans this morning to leave comments on his blog encouraging Sharron to lighten his sentence (and also a bit more exercise time in the yard)!

Nancy Grace please call! I need help!!!!

This is good.

I Think The Devil Is Probably A Cat!

Run, Buddy!

This man needs a dog!

A friends sent this to my mommy. This man needs a dog!

I can relate to this!

No Sugar for the Tide!

This little fellow's tears pretty well sum up Friday night's game. Mommy was sooooo sad!!!!!!!