I'm sure you ladies think it's a compliment, but
My name is NOT,
Mr. Elizabeth Taylor!
It seems like every Sex & The City fan that sees me in the park says, "Oh, it's little Elizabeth Taylor." Of course, Mommy making me use that pink leash (I chewed through my black one) isn't helping matters. I mean, like most guys, I gotta admit, Liz was (and is) a fox, but I'm a boy and a DOG! A BOY DOG! I can't help it if I'm pretty ... but, couldn't you girls say "handsome"???? After all, Mommy named me after actor, Robert Duvall -- now, really would you call him Elizabeth Taylor? I don't think so ... at least not twice!
[ps: an email or two pushing Mommy to buy me a more manly leash would be appreciated!
My name is NOT,
Mr. Elizabeth Taylor!
It seems like every Sex & The City fan that sees me in the park says, "Oh, it's little Elizabeth Taylor." Of course, Mommy making me use that pink leash (I chewed through my black one) isn't helping matters. I mean, like most guys, I gotta admit, Liz was (and is) a fox, but I'm a boy and a DOG! A BOY DOG! I can't help it if I'm pretty ... but, couldn't you girls say "handsome"???? After all, Mommy named me after actor, Robert Duvall -- now, really would you call him Elizabeth Taylor? I don't think so ... at least not twice!
[ps: an email or two pushing Mommy to buy me a more manly leash would be appreciated!
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