Great Story --

A wealthy old Gentleman decides to go on a hunting safari in
Africa, and to take his faithful, elderly German Shepherd along
for the trip.

One day the old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and
before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he
notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the
intention of having lunch.

The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep poop
now!'

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately
settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching
cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old German Shepherd
exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder, if there
are any more around here?'

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look
of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!'
says the leopard, 'That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly
had me!'


Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene
from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use
and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes; but the
old German Shepherd sees him heading after the leopard with great
speed, and figures that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says,
'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen
to that conniving canine!'

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the leopard coming with
the monkey on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?';
but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his
attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when
they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd
says...

'Where's that darn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to
bring me another leopard!


Moral of this story...

Don't mess with the old dogs. Age and skill will always
overcome youth and treachery! BS and brilliance only come
with age and experience.