This morning when I woke up I realized immediately that there was something terribly wrong! I felt a slight sting where my favorite things used to be!!! Please, someone call LOST & FOUND! I WANT THEM BACK! I know Mommy has been threatening for a while, saying that my incessant love affair with all of her friends' feet had to stop, but seriously, when has Mommy really carried through on a threat? Generally, all I have to do is cry and she craters like a house of cards!
What will I tell dear Ginger??? We had all of those litters planned? The humiliation ... and then to top it off, Col. Steve said "a cupcake canine like Bentley didn't need 'em anyway!" Grrrrrrh, five minutes, Lord, that's all I ask, five minutes alone with Col. Steve's prized, handmade cowboy boots, yeaaaaaaaaah, this little cupcake will make scars on those boots a pit bull would brag about!
4 comments:
Awwwww poor Bentley and his manhood...Great story! Thanks for sharing..tell him to hang in there. :) Sweet pup!
Hi!! Bentley, Hope you are feeling better. I know your mommie is taking really good care of you. I bet you are getting lots of yummy treats. Mommie says Hi!!
ps. I don't think I like Col. Steve. I will gladly help you with those boots!!
oh no!! the tradegy- i can't believe it! i just got the news. take it easy buddy!
Probrocito, mi pocito, Bentley -- keep your tail down & maybe no one will notice!
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